This is a slightly random post, but I had a funny story I just had to share with you all.
Zach and I are both in a class called Introduction to Agriculture. The lectures are killer-boring but the labs are always interesting. Yesterday our lab was held at the University Farm that Truman owns and runs.We started by looking at food that had been partially digested by a cow--smelled great. Studied horse semen under a microscope--fun. And saw a baby cow that had been birthed just the night before. Yes it was all very interesting, but my story today comes from somewhere else...
You might have wondered how did we get food out of a cow's stomach? Well, there is actually a steer that the farm uses to study digestion. It's a little more complex than this, but to put in simply: they cut a hole into its side and put a "cap" on it. So...you can screw off this cap and grab stuff out of his stomach. However, don't feel to bad for this guy. I'll call him Benny for the sake of this story. He is pretty much the King of the pen, gets to amble about all day and eat TONS of food. To give you an idea of how big he is--our teacher told us he weighs almost 3000 pounds!
Now begins the story. Our teacher asked us who had "bad" shoes on so that they could enter the cow pen and help him get Benny to walk toward the fence. No one had "bad" shoes on. But of course, Zach volunteered--always up for an adventure. So our professor and Zach hop the fence and begin their short trek to Benny. When they arrive Benny makes it quite clear that he has NO plan on moving. Our teacher is pulling him by the rope with all his might, and Benny just flicks his tail in amusement. At this point Zach finds out exactly what he "volunteered" for. Our professor tells him to start slapping the cow's butt as hard as he can. Zach puts on a sort of sheepish grin and starts the job.
At this point our entire class is giggling at the sight: Our teacher trying to pull this huge cow, and Zach spanking his gigantic hind with little apparent success. One guy in our class jokingly called out "Why don't you try the other cheek?!" Eventually Zach was pounding on Benny's bum with a closed fist. But still.... Zach's fist against 1000 pounds of rear-end?
Eventually they got Benny to shuffle over towards our class along the fence. Zach's hand was a bit sore and my teacher was winded--but ole' Benny was just fat and dandy :)
So...I hope that perhaps this story made you smile. And perhaps the image of Zach spanking a 3000 pound cow made you laugh.
Our friend Benny

This is Professor Marshall...with the placenta he saved from the cow birthing.
